Food Cumberland's in dream ecstasy. Dreaming of his past life, he's showered with the finest foods.
| Breakfast | Bricfeasta |
| Bacon | Bagún |
| Eggs | Uibheacha |
| Beans | Pónairí |
| Toast | Tósta |
| Porridge | Brachán |
| Sausages | Ispíní |
| Black pudding | Putóg dhubh |
| Mushrooms | Beacáin |
| Bread | Arán |
| Milk | Bainne |
| Lunch | Lón |
| Sandwiches | Ceapairí |
| Ham sandwich | Ceapaire liamháis |
| Cheese sandwich | Ceapaire cáise |
| Egg sandwich | Ceapaire uibhe |
| Pie | Pióg |
| Chips | Sceallóga |
| Chocolate | Seacláid |
| Soup | Sú |
| Apple | Úll |
| Orange | Oráiste |
| Tea | Tae |
| Fish | Iasc |
| Potatoes | Prátaí |
| Peas | Piseanna |
| Meat | Feoil |
| Lamb | Uaineoil |
| Pork | Muiceoil |
| Carrots | Cairéid |
| Curry | Curaí |
| Salad | Sailéad |
| Chicken | Sicín |
| Thank you | Go raibh maith agat |
| Delicious | An-bhlasta |
| Yuck | Yuck |
Soup is "sú" in the northern dialect or "anraith" in the others. Colin prefers "sú" because it's shorter!
